30 8 / 2014

"Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."

30 8 / 2014

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

image

(via thisboythatgirl)

29 8 / 2014

cheetahswolf:

Lovely nature.

cheetahswolf:

Lovely nature.

(via thisboythatgirl)

29 8 / 2014

mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

(via guy)

29 8 / 2014

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon, via guy)

29 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

29 8 / 2014

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow on Jimmy Kimmel [x]

(Source: secondhandroses, via lizziear)

27 8 / 2014

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

(Source: 4gifs, via rubyanjel)

27 8 / 2014

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

(via inactiveblogger)

25 8 / 2014

spaced0ll:

spaced0ll:

(via guy)

24 8 / 2014

awkwardtaylorswiftdancing:

Miley is obsessed with Taylor’s VMAs performance. 

Can’t stop. Won’t Stop.

(Source: cosmopolitanmagazine)

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12 8 / 2014

peonyandbee:

kaletales: love love love

peonyandbee:

kaletales: love love love

(Source: acetransformation, via optimisticfitness)